Hey there! Long time no see. I’m sorry I haven’t been around much. It’s not that I didn’t want to see you, it’s just that I didn’t have the time. I’m a bit of a commitment-phobe. It wasn’t you, it was me. I just needed some space. No, please don’t be angry with me. I’m here now. I won’t leave you again. Can you ever forgive me?
Maybe this photo of my new puppy eating a delicious ice cream will help you make up your mind:
Her name is Shorty McMuffinz and she is a doll. Shortstack loves food as much as her momma does… which, as we all know, is a lot.
I don’t want to play the blame game here, but she might be a big part of why I haven’t been around lately. I’ve been busy adopting her, cleaning her poop off the kitchen floor, etc. Also, it’s summer and I’ve been working really hard on my tan.
Anyway, make sure to follow Shorty’s lead and get yourself an ice cream to celebrate before National Ice Cream Month is over. Happy licking!